Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Mumbai Fury

Hey people, it is still raining cats and dogs in Mumbai, the only difference being that today is a working day and had to come out. So brining to you how my journey from home to office was like in an auto.

Also a _|_ to Varun for missing out on the action here

Traffic Jam before the highway


Finally on highway


Still on highway


Water water everywhere...


Can you see a thing?


Extremely poor visibility


Fag end of the expressway


Happy to be still dry :D





Sunday, July 1, 2007

Wimbledon Style Icons

People, this is the Wimbledon week and since its raining cats and dogs in Mumbai and I have no cable, decided to write a piece on Wimbledon Style icons. Its my tribute to the entertainment they have been providing since we got our first color television way back in the 80's.


Chris Evert – Classic Americana. Rated as one of the best women's tennis player ever, she was one of the first exponents of style and grace in tennis. She was the person behind the “Chrissie look” which consisted of gold loop earrings, modishly cut tennis frocks, long hair parted in the middle and tied back with colored yarn, and—look Ma!—a two-handed backhand. The Chris Evert line of Puritan Tennis outfits, frilly, form-fitting tennis togs splashed with pastels, makes the squarish whites of old look like straitjackets. Singlehandedly Miss Evert brought fashion to tennis. And she also had 3 trophies to complement her look.

Steffi Graf – German style and engineering at its best. Fraulein Graf announced her entry into the world of tennis superstars in 1988 (considered her "Golden Year") when she managed to do the unthinkable, defeat the reigning empress of tennis, the one and only Martina Navratilova. After that there was no turning back. With her beauty and grace, Steffi managed to bring femininity and the crowds back to women's tennis. She also managed to make the one-piece skirt held together by a pin at the hip her distinctive look during the tenure of her reign. Currently she is enjoying marital bliss with another star Andre Agassi, but whenever she chooses to make an appearance, she still makes headlines

Gabriela Sabatini – With her jet black hair and eyes, Sabatini brought latina sexuality to women's tennis. And Sergio Tacchini, who styled her gear, understood this and brought to the fore her voluptuous curves with hugging tops and minis. And who can forget that nail biting finals of 1991 , when she almost managed to upset Fraulein Graf. I still remember the match, which almost gave my mother an anxiety attack watching Steffi so close to losing. Of all style icons, Sabatini remains my all time favorite. Even after retirement from pro tennis, she has launched her own line of perfumes, got a rose named in her honor and also has a doll line manufactured by a famous toy company. This goes on to show the influence this latina has on popular culture.

Anna Kournikova – The Original Russian Blond Bombshell. Anna might not have won a single grand slam, but she managed to win the attention of everyone with her ultra hot model looks and fashion sense. Anna blurred the line between an athlete and a fashion model. It is difficult to estimate which made her more money, her endorsement deals or her tennis winnings. Anna made adidas tennis wear fashionable, taking it from the courts to everyday wear. Her gorgeous figure along with her sultry looks and long blond tresses adorned many a swimsuit calendar and magazine centerspreads. Anna was the first in the line of 'Russian Tennis Beauties' and I feel she was responsible for many of them picking up the tennis racket in the first place. She continues to make headlines, either as a brand ambassador for a host of luxury products or for her relationship with singer Enrique Iglesias. Her most (in)famous ad campaign had to be the one for Berlei's shock absorbrer range of sports bra with the tag line "Only the ball should bounce". We disagree :)

Serena Williams – Serena showed the world what 'bootylicious' meant. Together with her sister Venus, they brought power to women's tennis and along with it beaded hair, bling and cat suits. Puma and now Nike has gave Serena complete freedom in designing her dresses and while it has been mostly mind blowing, it has also led to some fashion disasters like in 2004 when a strategic cut in the top revealed a lot of cleavage. One journalist commented that they had a bet amongst themselves when one of her 'assets' would come popping out. Thankfully that didn't happen. Some tennis players went to the extent of claiming that the Venus sisters' hair beads gave them unfair advantage. The clicking of the beads distract their concentration they said. But whatever the case might be, tennis would definitely be poorer in style if it had not been for Serena. She now has her own line of designer wear under the label Aneres (Serena spelled backwards)

Maria Sharapova – A couple of days back, Maria spoke of her desire to be a Bond girl and we agree she is cut out for the role. 6'2 inch tall, hourglass figure, blond hair, a face to die for and a deadly killer instinct, this 20 year old girl has all the right ingredients required for the role. Maria stormed into the tennis world as a 16 year old and causing quite a lot of hearts to flutter and also a string of upsets and the ultimate trophy in 2004. With her trademark grunts and frilly feminine matchwear, she is the reigning queen of the current brigade. Her mere presence can ensure a sell out crowd. Maria is extremely media savvy and she knows the effect she has on people. Lately she has been doing a lot of endorsements and also appearing in a lot of fashion magazine spreads. If on one fine day, you read about Maria being offered the role of a Bond girl, don't be surprised. At least I won't be.

Sania Mirza – The darling of a billion strong country. Its no mean feat for a sportsperson to achieve this status in a cricket crazy nation. With her trademark nose ring, color streaked hair, open cap and hot pants, she packs quite a punch, i.e. when she is not hammering her opponents with her fiery forehand. She is a former Wimbledon girls doubles champion from 2003. Off court, she is equally newsworthy with her street smart tee shirt slogans. Smart marketeers have used her sporty and attitudinal image to create campaigns for their products like cars and soft drinks. She manages to fill out courts with expat Indians, but lately she has been disappointing her fans with her lack lustre performances on court.

Andre Agassi: The only male to make it to this list and it is not surprising why. Andre was the one and only rockstar of men's tennis. With his leonine mane, 2 day stubble and florescent grab, he managed to bring style to men's tennis in the late 80's and early 90's . Andre didn't really fancy playing Wimbledon in the early days of his career because of its 'all-white' dress code. And the grass surface didn't really suit his game. Until 1992. He took the 'all-white' dress code literally and he almost looked like a model for one of those detergent ads. A true maverick, he never failed to entertain. Oh, and he also took back the trophy that year.

Tatiana Golovin – This Russian born French teenager is the latest entrant into the world of fashionable tennis players solely on the strength or rather, the color of her knickers. We will be keeping a close watch (on her game that is :P)






Friday, June 29, 2007

How Sukamal Pegu Got Chased, Got Bitten And Got 16 Injections - Part I


Dogs and I have always shared a strange relationship. Its not that I hate dogs. I love them and for most dogs, the feeling is mutual. Its just some dogs that I never really gelled with and that, more or less resulted in the title of this topic not once, twice or even thrice for that matter, but five times so far and still counting. Of course I didn't really have to take 16 injections all five times. Thanks to modern medicine, the last 2 times have resulted only in single shots.

Episode I
I lost my virginity at this act at a tender age of 2 years. Since I have no recollection of the whole incident, I will go with my mother's interpretation of the entire act. At that time a cousin of mine was staying with us and he had brought home a stray puppy. It seems I was also very fond of the puppy and was it's regular playmate. Until that one day when in play, I stepped on it's tail. I guess it must have been painful for the small puppy. Since I didn't really have a tail for it to step on, it went for the most well exposed part of my body, which was my right calf. Hooray!! I just earned my first 16 painful injections.

Episode II
I was 5 years old and curious about the world around. I used to ask a lot of questions, some of them really naughty but hey, I was an innocent little boy (still am). Also I love my food. I noticed for quite sometime that I was not allowed to have certain foods which my sister was allowed to have. It got me quite agitated and one fine day I decided to confront my mom about this. She gently explained to me that since I have been bitten by a dog, I can't eat certain kind of foods as they might cause allergic reactions. Hah! Nice try mom. And how did I get bitten? By stepping on a dog's tail? I might have been a 5 year old, but i liked to think that I was the smartest guy around. So I decided to prove my mom wrong. But unfortunately she was right. Dogs do bite when stepped on their tails. Second round of 16 injections.

To be continued...

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Cultural Learnings of India For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Korea - III


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After a bad experience with the Cultural Police, the Wongs decided to stay away from cultural and religious icons and focus on popular culture instead. Here goes...










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New Pulsar DTSFi 220 Launced in Delhi

Good friend Anuranjan was there to cover the entire launch. Read more about it and also watch the video launch here

Monday, June 25, 2007

Cultural Learnings of India For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Korea - II


This episode dedicated to Mamoni on finally managing to get her degree from IIMC

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The Wongs seem to have their INDIA 101 fundas covered very nicely and have managed to evade moral police disaster by not doing the 'cake dance'. Will they be second time lucky with the culture police? read on...










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Cultural Learnings of India For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Korea - I

Another cartoon strip from the Jugality - Trashhead00 duo. This time the focus is on the Wong FamiLee on a trip to India. This strip will be go on till the audience lodges complaints against it. Have fun...






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